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| Disciple | BANG BANG! - Hehehe | | |
| Disciple | Dude, where did you come from?! | | |
| Disciple | Hey man, watch my flank. -- "Your what?" | | |
| Disciple | A good run is better than a bad stand anyday! | | |
| Disciple | I never retreat, I simply advance in another direction. | | |
| Disciple | Teamwork is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at. | | |
| Disciple | When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too. | | |
| Disciple | Sniper's motto: "reach out and touch someone." | | |
| Disciple | Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you. | | |
| tiffmash | Artillerymen believe the world consist of two types of people; other Artillerymen and targets. | | |
| Disciple | A Hero is no braver than any ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. | | |
| ruthless | I would rather die on my feet than to live on my knee's | | |
| ruthless | Be polite and professional to everyone you meet,But always have a plan to kill them | | |
| Malfactor | There are no secrets in the world, only hidden truths that lie beneath the surface | | |
| dellosi | The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons. | | |
| dellosi | There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives. | | |
| dellosi | You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand. | | |
| dellosi | sniper motto: "Don't run, you'll just die tired" | | |
| dellosi | If you don't have enough artillery, quit. | | |
| dellosi | Artillery is the god of war. | | |
| dellosi | Tomorrow's battle is won during today's practice. | | |
| dellosi | Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. | | |
| dellosi | Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. | | |
| dellosi | "Veni, vidi, vici." (i came, i saw, i conquered,) | | |
| dellosi | "Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum". ("If you want peace, prepare for war") | | |
| dellosi | "It takes a college education to fly it but a high school education to fix it!"-- Army Aviation | | |
| dellosi | Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once. | | |
| dellosi | Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground. | | |
| dellosi | Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you.- Your Buddies | | |
| dellosi | If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. | | |
| dellosi | Mines are equal opportunity weapons. | | |
| dellosi | Push to test ... Release to detonate. | | |
| dellosi | The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war. | | |
| dellosi | Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo. | | |
| dellosi | When in doubt empty the magazine. | | |
| dellosi | When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend | | |
| dellosi | You, you, and you: Panic. The rest of you, come with me. | | |
| dellosi | The side with the simplest uniforms wins. | | |
| dellosi | The easy way is always mined. | | |
| dellosi | Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map. | | |
| dellosi | Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. | | |
| dellosi | Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you. | | |
| dellosi | AIM towards the Enemy.- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher | | |
| dellosi | From time to time, the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots. | | |
| dellosi | A ship without Marines is like a garment without buttons. | | |
| dellosi | The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. | | |
| dellosi | Soldiers usually win the battles and generals get the credit for them. --Napoleon Bonaparte-- | | |
| dellosi | Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision. | | |
| dellosi | Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. | | |
| dellosi | Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. | | |
| dellosi | Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose."— Ronald Reagan | | |
| dellosi | Military glory - that attractive rainbow that rises in showers of blood” | | |
| dellosi | It is God's job to forgive Osama. It is our job to arrange a face to face meeting. | | |
| dellosi | "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." | | |
| dellosi | Amateurs talk tactics, professionals talk logistics. | | |
| dellosi | When it absolutely, positively has to be taken out overnight.- F-117 pilot | | |
| dellosi | Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. | | |
| dellosi | Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them | | |
| dellosi | War! that mad game the world so loves to play. | | |
| m4beaner | I'd rather be hated for who i am, then loved for who i am not! | | |
| Ghost 1-1 | Professionals are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs. | | |
| Ghost 1-1 | No battle plan ever survives first contact with the enemy. | | |
| Ghost 1-1 | If you are short on everything but the enemy, you are in a combat zone. | | |
| Ghost 1-1 | Incoming fire has the right of way. | | |
| Ghost 1-1 | Tracers work both ways. | | |
| Ghost 1-1 | The radio will fail as soon as you need fire support badly. | | |
| Ghost 1-1 | If you are foward of your position, the artillery will fall short. | | |
| Ghost 1-1 | The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. | | |
| Ghost 1-1 | When your fear of the plane overcomes your fear of the ejection seat, it's time to "punch out." | | |
| Ghost 1-1 | "If your reserve parachute gets entangled, you have the rest of your life to get it untangled" - anonymous Army Jumpmaster | | |
| colonial_agent | All this has happened before and all this will happen again. | | |
| colonial_agent | Why would you jump out of perfectly good airplanes? | | |
| colonial_agent | Sniper motto: One Shot, One Kill. | | |
| Fnfly9 | Airsoft is like paintball but without the retards | | |
| Ghost 1-1 | "The problem with airsoft is airsofters" | | |
| Ghost 1-1 | Airborne and HALO. Some of the funnest things you can do with your clothes on. | | |
| colonial_agent | Unreal Tournament = Paintball [][] Battlefield = Airsoft | | |
| colonial_agent | Did you know raisin boxes fit 132 BBs? | | |
| colonial_agent | I'm about to drop the hammer... and dispense some indiscriminant justice. | | |
| colonial_agent | You call in the thunder, now reap the whirlwind. | | |
| colonial_agent | "Nuke 'em 'til they glow, then shoot em in the dark." ~Master Spam | | |
| Darkspleen | Many people say the best weapon is the one you never have to use. I prefer the the weapon you only have to use once. | | |
| Darkspleen | If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it. -Army saying | | |
| Darkspleen | The best defense is a good offense, and the more offensive the better. | | |
| Darkspleen | There are only two things against which there is no adequate defense: the atom bomb and stupidity. | | |
| Darkspleen | The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die. -Will Rogers | | |
| Darkspleen | A boy dosen't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. -Ed Howe | | |
| Darkspleen | Many a coward is acclaimed a hero simply because he ran the wrong way. | | |
| Darkspleen | Many a hero is a man who didn't have the courage to be a coward. | | |
| Darkspleen | It is often easier to hide something than to hide the fact that you are hiding something. -G. C. Lichtenberg | | |
| Darkspleen | Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it. -Will Rogers | | |
| Darkspleen | War does not determine who is right, only who is left. | | |
| Darkspleen | Wars will always continue to abolish nations, until nations abolish wars. | | |
| Darkspleen | We haven't paid for our last war because we haven't had our last war. | | |
| Darkspleen | The worst thing about war is that it seldom kills off the right people. | | |
| Darkspleen | If the people of the world will not learn to get along without nuclear warfare, nuclear warfare will teach the world to get along without people. | | |
| Darkspleen | America will never be invaded- its juvenile delinquents are too well armed. | | |
| Darkspleen | There are only two types of weapons in modern warfare: the obsolescent and the experimental. | | |
| DOC | The only good day was yesterday!! | | |
| colonial_agent | Ah, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. | | |
| zetsu | If at first you dont succede...Call in an airstrike. | | |
| zetsu | Never forget that your weapon was built by the lowest bidder. | | |
| zetsu | We dont need that. -famous last words- | | |
| zetsu | S.Y.S.T.E.M.A. is good........but talent is still better. | | |
| BATU7490 | Actually it is "Airsoft, it's like paintball, only no retards." | | |
| Fnfly9 | Why are you shooting me your out!!!!!!!! | | |
| Fnfly9 | NO BLIND FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!! | | |
| Gopher | "some ships are designed to sink, others require our assistance" | | |
| Gopher | The Definition of a Hero: some one who gets other people killed | | |
| Gopher | FRONT TOWARD ENEMY; printed on the front of a claymore | | |
| Gopher | human shields, there always there when the enemy is nere | | |
| BATU7490 | NO ONE LET SATALLITE FIX YOUR GUN!!! | | |
| Preacher | "Killing is my Buisness an Buisness is GOOD!" | | |
| punk_newbie | Call your hits!! | | |
| punk_newbie | "Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let people have guns .. why should we let them have ideas?" -Joseph Stalin | | |
| Ghost 1-1 | "I don't retreat, I just kick ass in a new direction." | | |
| Bob-o | "Fight the good fight and die with your enemies heart in your hand" | | |
| Bob-o | "An Army is a team; lives, sleeps, eats, fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is a lot of crap." -- Gen. George Patton | | |
| Bob-o | “Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men.” Gen. G.S. Patton | | |
| Bob-o | “Live for something rather than die for nothing.” Gen G.S. Patton | | |
| Bob-o | “No good decision was ever made in a swivel chair.” G.S. Patton | | |
| Bob-o | America loves a winner, and will not tolerate a loser, this is why America has never, and will never, lose a war.” Gen. G. S. Patton | | |
| Bob-o | “In case of doubt, attack.” Gen. G.S. Patton | | |
| Bob-o | A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. -- Benjamin Franklin | | |
| Bob-o | Glass, china, and reputation are easily cracked, and never well mended. Benjamin Franklin | | |
| Bob-o | Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Ben Franklin | | |
| Preacher | War. Fighting. Men ... every man in the whole realm is in the army.... Every man in uniform ... An economy entirely geared to war ... but there is not much war ... hardly any fighting ... yet every man a soldier from birth till death ... Men ... all men for fighting ... but no war, no wars to fight ... what is it, what does it mean?” | | |
| Gopher | Airsofters- were like cockoroaches, were in groups when we move and when the bbs start to fly, we scatter aimlessly | | |
| M4 | "what do you mean that wasn't chicken?" | | |
| M4 | "slap that trick till the trick is threw!" | | |
| M4 | i can say anything what i wanna say, aint nothing to it, gangsta rap made me do it! (ice cube) | | |
| M4 | " a gun tech is your best friend" | | |
| M4 | "go ahead! i dare you to pull my finger!" | | |
| M4 | go ahead.... use jb weld.......? | | |
| M4 | If it aint broke, dont fix it! unless your really sure! | | |
| Tomahawk | two armies are two bodies who meet and try to frighten each other - Napoleon | | |
| Tomahawk | friendship is but a name-Napoleon | | |
| SnowOptix | "A Legend is nothing but fiction. Someone tells it, someone else remembers, everybody passes it on." - Solid Snake (MGS2) | | |
| SnowOptix | "They call mercenaries like us Dogs of War. It's true; we're all for sale at some price or another. But you're different. Untamed, solitary. You're no dog, you're a wolf" - Solid Snake (MGS1) | | |
| hayop | what the eyes don't see the nose know | | |
| DOC | Dude!!! Wheres my Salami?? | | |
| Martyr_Maker | We need more jellybeans! | | |
| DB_pepsi | Who needs air field soft when you have paintsoft?! | | |
| scourge118 | There's no crying in airsoft! | | |
| Beast | If you think you're good at Airsoft you're probably a cheater or a camper. | | |
| Blue Vixen | "Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him." | | |
| Blue Vixen | "Space Heater FTW!!" - scourge118 | | |
| Crazy8 | Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both. BEN FRANKLIN | | |
| Crazy8 | May you live all the days of your life. John Swift | | |
| Crazy8 | When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. John Swift | | |
| DB_pepsi | We're in the middle of a war and you're showing off your tan line??! | | |
| trig11 | spray first pray second | | |
| Gunslinger118 | All your base are belong to us!!! | | |
| Gunslinger118 | Famous last words--" I've got you covered Scourge!" | | |
| Swords | "If world war 3 is fought with nuclear weapons, then world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." --Albert Einstein | | |
| scourge118 | COMRADE!!!! Dipsatch the duty car!!!!---Punk Newbie | | |
| scourge118 | Best thing you can hope for is to die with your boots on... | | |
| scourge118 | "When you can't run, you crawl. When you can't do that, you find a friend to carry you" | | |
| Gunslinger118 | What we have here...........is a failure to communicate...... | | |
| trig11 | no one is free, freedom is a illusion, break free | | |
| trig11 | One of the main reasons that it is so easy to march men off to war," is that "each of them feels sorry for the man next to him who will die." | | |
| trig11 | In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons. | | |
| trig11 | There is nothing so likely to produce peace as to be well prepared to meet the enemy. | | |
| trig11 | God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best | | |
| trig11 | I love the smell of napolm in the morning. | | |
| Gunslinger118 | You went full emo..... You never go full emo!!! | | |
| Gunslinger118 | "I have devised a clever and cunning plan. You flank left and draw their fire while I.....OOH brownies!" | | |
| Gunslinger118 | LEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOYYYY JEEEENNNNNNKKKIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! | | |
| Gunslinger118 | En Vino Veritas----- In wine there is truth | | |
| trig11 | Trig shut up!!! the cows are not going to eat you!!!!! | | |
| scourge118 | I'm your huckleberry..... | | |
| swat | Learn from the past.. Live in the present... Lean to the future | | |
| swat | K.I.S.S. Keep It Simple Stupid | | |
| swat | Follow the leader, for He is a Ranger! | | |
| swat | Kill em all!!! Let God sort em out. | | |
| Gopher | I'm going to KILL you. :) Have a nice day! | | |
| Ruby! | Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the light? | | |
| lEsLiE | If I didn't have a tank, I wouldn't be tank girl would I? I'd be no-tank girl! | | |
| trig11 | im so corrupted im beyond corruption | | |
| Darkspleen | Don't run! The bullet only wants to be your friend. | | |
| Darkspleen | "What just happened?!" -friend during a game of 'Allies and Axis' | | |
| scourge118 | Life aint fair, deal... | | |
| scourge118 | Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it | | |
| Tomahawk | WERE ALL GONNA DIE ......... ZOMBIES | | |
| Rightbehindyou | We the willing,led by the incompetent, do the impossible, for the ungrateful. All enlisted soldiers | | |
| Ruby! | "do gummy bears puke jell-o?" Scuba Steve | | |
| SnowOptix | "Where man thinks he is the strongest, he be actually the weakest." | | |
| Warlord | AH HA! I have created the greates plan ever! It is : You shoot, while I run. | | |
| Warlord | I wonder if Porky Pig tastes like chicken | | |
| Bronco_6 | A Porcupine with its quills down is just another fat rodent. | | |
| Bronco_6 | "No plan survives first contact with the enemy." = Napoleon Bonaparte | | |
| Preacher | Trust me my guns will make you call your hits...... | | |
| Warlord | Do not fear death, Only fear dying a coward | | |
| Warlord | "Keep out of Children". Instructions printed on knife made in Japan | | |
| Warlord | Plans are like baloons, One poke with a pencil and "BOOOM!" out the window they go. | | |
| Warlord | Hey excuse me, Didnt I put a 50. cal through your head? THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL SHOOTING AT ME? | | |
| Warlord | Ah, Life is like a bullet, One that strays off the true course is useless. | | |
| scourge118 | ZOMBIES COMIN UP THE HELL RIGHT NOW!!!! | | |
| Warlord | I think the cows are going to eat you Trig. You better start screaming again. | | |
| M4 | some say the cup is half full & some say its half empty... i was just wondering? who the hell is drinking my beer? | | |
| M4 | drinking doesnt solve your problems... but they give you new intresting ones! | | |
| Chewyoatmeal | steel cuts meat/ steel cuts bone/ steel doesnt't cut steel | | |
| scourge118 | Cry HAVOC!!!! And let slip the dogs of war... | | |
| trig11 | RAV4 YES YOU CAN!!!!!!!!! | | |
| Warlord | Do not use as weapon- Warning note printed on japanese samurai sword... | | |
| Warlord | "BANG! BANG! Hey you about 500 feet away, I just used the BANG BANG rule... Your out!! HA HA HA!!! | | |
| scourge118 | CaLl YoUr HiTz Bish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | |
| scourge118 | "How can you shoot women and children?" ..."Easy.. You just don't lead them as much!!!" | | |
| Warlord | WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU! | | |
| scourge118 | "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am." | | |
| scourge118 | "OBEY TECHNO VIKING!!!!!!!!!!" | | |
| scourge118 | In peace, sons bury their fathers. In war time, fathers bury their sons... | | |
| Gummi Bear | "You have more gear then the Union did when they beat the Confederacy!!!"---Ensign Snapple | | |
| Gummi Bear | "You have the spine of a gummi bear" | | |
| Red71 | Live life one crash at a time | | |
| zetsu | N.A.V.Y. Never Again Volunteer Yourself | | |
| scourge118 | "Good...Bad...... I'm the guy with the gun." | | |
| Despair | The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire. | | |
| scourge118 | "FEED ME A STRAY CAT" from ATM in American Psycho | | |
| {GC} Agent | The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking. | | |
| Beast | Quotes unrelated to Airsoft or military history don't belong here. | | |
| trig11 | "as i walk through the valley of death i have no fear because i am the meanest mother[gray]bleep[/gray]er in the whole vally" Gen. George S. Patton | | |
| ThE_ZohAn | if the enemy is in range so are you | | |
| Exodusarab | "Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys. Look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death!" -Sun Tzu | | |
| scourge118 | "i should have been watching my six" | | |
| scourge118 | Punk Newbie is taking over the world via pedophila | | |
| scourge118 | Since when did communism = sodomy???? | | |
| Exodusarab | RISE REBEL MAKE A FIST RESIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | |
| scourge118 | Mighty mouse said, "BITCH SLAPPED BY A DUST COVER!!!!" | | |
| Exodusarab | Peace sells BUT whos buying...... | | |
| Exodusarab | Gentlemen..... I AM PAIN - Hellraiser | | |
| scourge118 | i'm the dude playin the dude disguised as another dude..... | | |
| Exodusarab | Bullets are like bullets no one cares for the strays | | |
| Nasty Foot | He can't hit me from over ther....damn it! | | |
| Nasty Foot | Hey are you on our team? What team are you on? Green. Ya I'm on your team. | | |
| Andres_da_Man | I'll be back with more weapons! | | |
| Andres_da_Man | Lets go 1vs1 so I can look good | | |
| Nasty Foot | My mom should have swallowed. | | |
| trig11 | Go forth for victory is assured and not one step back! | | |
| JGAUG21 | You miss 100% of the shots you never take | | |
| Psycho | When the battle is over you feel releaved, but knowing the war it still to come is what makes us all fear the future! | | |
