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DiscipleBANG BANG! - Hehehe
DiscipleDude, where did you come from?!
DiscipleHey man, watch my flank. -- "Your what?"
DiscipleA good run is better than a bad stand anyday!
DiscipleI never retreat, I simply advance in another direction.
DiscipleTeamwork is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
DiscipleWhen you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.
DiscipleSniper's motto: "reach out and touch someone."
DiscipleWhenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.
tiffmashArtillerymen believe the world consist of two types of people; other Artillerymen and targets.
DiscipleA Hero is no braver than any ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
ruthless" I would rather die on my feet than to live on my knee's "
ruthless" Be polite and professional to everyone you meet,But always have a plan to kill them "
Malfactor"There are no secrets in the world, only hidden truths that lie beneath the surface"
dellosi"The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons."
dellosiThere is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives.
dellosiYou can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.
dellosisniper motto: "Don't run, you'll just die tired"
dellosi"If you don't have enough artillery, quit."
dellosiArtillery is the god of war.
dellosi"Tomorrow's battle is won during today's practice."
dellosiWars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men.
dellosi"Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way."
dellosi"Veni, vidi, vici." (i came, i saw, i conquered,)
dellosi"Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum". ("If you want peace, prepare for war")
dellosi"It takes a college education to fly it but a high school education to fix it!"-- Army Aviation
dellosiAny ship can be a minesweeper ... once.
dellosiCluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground.
dellosiDon't draw fire; it irritates the people around you.- Your Buddies
dellosiIf it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
dellosiMines are equal opportunity weapons.
dellosiPush to test ... Release to detonate.
dellosiThe more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
dellosiTry to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.
dellosiWhen in doubt empty the magazine.
dellosiWhen the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend
dellosiYou, you, and you: Panic. The rest of you, come with me.
dellosiThe side with the simplest uniforms wins.
dellosiThe easy way is always mined.
dellosiNever trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map.
dellosiNever tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
dellosiNever share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.
dellosiAIM towards the Enemy.- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
dellosiFrom time to time, the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.
dellosiA ship without Marines is like a garment without buttons.
dellosiThe object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
dellosiSoldiers usually win the battles and generals get the credit for them. --Napoleon Bonaparte--
dellosiBeing in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
dellosiNever interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
dellosiPraise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
dellosiHere's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose."— Ronald Reagan
dellosiMilitary glory - that attractive rainbow that rises in showers of blood”
dellosiIt is God's job to forgive Osama. It is our job to arrange a face to face meeting.
dellosi"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
dellosiAmateurs talk tactics, professionals talk logistics.
dellosiWhen it absolutely, positively has to be taken out overnight.- F-117 pilot
dellosiNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
dellosiJoin the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them
dellosiWar! that mad game the world so loves to play.
m4beanerI'd rather be hated for who i am, then loved for who i am not!
Ghost 1-1Professionals are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
Ghost 1-1No battle plan ever survives first contact with the enemy.
Ghost 1-1If you are short on everything but the enemy, you are in a combat zone.
Ghost 1-1Incoming fire has the right of way.
Ghost 1-1Tracers work both ways.
Ghost 1-1The radio will fail as soon as you need fire support badly.
Ghost 1-1If you are foward of your position, the artillery will fall short.
Ghost 1-1The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
Ghost 1-1When your fear of the plane overcomes your fear of the ejection seat, it's time to "punch out."
Ghost 1-1"If your reserve parachute gets entangled, you have the rest of your life to get it untangled" - anonymous Army Jumpmaster
colonial_agentAll this has happened before and all this will happen again.
colonial_agentWhy would you jump out of perfectly good airplanes?
colonial_agentSniper motto: One Shot, One Kill.
Fnfly9Airsoft is like paintball but without the retards
Ghost 1-1"The problem with airsoft is airsofters"
Ghost 1-1Airborne and HALO. Some of the funnest things you can do with your clothes on.
colonial_agentUnreal Tournament = Paintball [][] Battlefield = Airsoft
colonial_agentDid you know raisin boxes fit 132 BBs?
colonial_agentI'm about to drop the hammer... and dispense some indiscriminant justice.
colonial_agentYou call in the thunder, now reap the whirlwind.
colonial_agent"Nuke 'em 'til they glow, then shoot em in the dark." ~Master Spam
DarkspleenMany people say the best weapon is the one you never have to use. I prefer the the weapon you only have to use once.
DarkspleenIf it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it. -Army saying
DarkspleenThe best defense is a good offense, and the more offensive the better.
DarkspleenThere are only two things against which there is no adequate defense: the atom bomb and stupidity.
DarkspleenThe main thing about being a hero is to know when to die. -Will Rogers
DarkspleenA boy dosen't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. -Ed Howe
DarkspleenMany a coward is acclaimed a hero simply because he ran the wrong way.
DarkspleenMany a hero is a man who didn't have the courage to be a coward.
DarkspleenIt is often easier to hide something than to hide the fact that you are hiding something. -G. C. Lichtenberg
DarkspleenDiplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it. -Will Rogers
DarkspleenWar does not determine who is right, only who is left.
DarkspleenWars will always continue to abolish nations, until nations abolish wars.
DarkspleenWe haven't paid for our last war because we haven't had our last war.
DarkspleenThe worst thing about war is that it seldom kills off the right people.
DarkspleenIf the people of the world will not learn to get along without nuclear warfare, nuclear warfare will teach the world to get along without people.
DarkspleenAmerica will never be invaded- its juvenile delinquents are too well armed.
DarkspleenThere are only two types of weapons in modern warfare: the obsolescent and the experimental.
DOCThe only good day was yesterday!!
colonial_agentAh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.
zetsuIf at first you dont succede...Call in an airstrike.
zetsuNever forget that your weapon was built by the lowest bidder.
zetsuWe dont need that. -famous last words-
zetsuS.Y.S.T.E.M.A. is good........but talent is still better.
BATU7490Actually it is "Airsoft, it's like paintball, only no retards."
Fnfly9Why are you shooting me your out!!!!!!!!
Fnfly9NO BLIND FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gopher"some ships are designed to sink, others require our assistance"
GopherThe Definition of a Hero: some one who gets other people killed
GopherFRONT TOWARD ENEMY; printed on the front of a claymore
Gopherhuman shields, there always there when the enemy is nere
BATU7490NO ONE LET SATALLITE FIX YOUR GUN!!!
Preacher"Killing is my Buisness an Buisness is GOOD!"
punk_newbieCall your hits!!
punk_newbie"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let people have guns .. why should we let them have ideas?" -Joseph Stalin
Ghost 1-1"I don't retreat, I just kick ass in a new direction."
Bob-o"Fight the good fight and die with your enemies heart in your hand"
Bob-o"An Army is a team; lives, sleeps, eats, fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is a lot of crap." -- Gen. George Patton
Bob-o“Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men.” Gen. G.S. Patton
Bob-o“Live for something rather than die for nothing.” Gen G.S. Patton
Bob-o“No good decision was ever made in a swivel chair.” G.S. Patton
Bob-oAmerica loves a winner, and will not tolerate a loser, this is why America has never, and will never, lose a war.” Gen. G. S. Patton
Bob-o“In case of doubt, attack.” Gen. G.S. Patton
Bob-oA countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. -- Benjamin Franklin
Bob-oGlass, china, and reputation are easily cracked, and never well mended. Benjamin Franklin
Bob-oBeer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Ben Franklin
PreacherWar. Fighting. Men ... every man in the whole realm is in the army.... Every man in uniform ... An economy entirely geared to war ... but there is not much war ... hardly any fighting ... yet every man a soldier from birth till death ... Men ... all men for fighting ... but no war, no wars to fight ... what is it, what does it mean?”
GopherAirsofters- were like cockoroaches, were in groups when we move and when the bbs start to fly, we scatter aimlessly
M4"what do you mean that wasn't chicken?"
M4"slap that trick till the trick is threw!"
M4i can say anything what i wanna say, aint nothing to it, gangsta rap made me do it! (ice cube)
M4" a gun tech is your best friend"
M4"go ahead! i dare you to pull my finger!"
M4go ahead.... use jb weld.......?
M4If it aint broke, dont fix it! unless your really sure!
Tomahawktwo armies are two bodies who meet and try to frighten each other - Napoleon
Tomahawkfriendship is but a name-Napoleon
SnowOptix"A Legend is nothing but fiction. Someone tells it, someone else remembers, everybody passes it on." - Solid Snake (MGS2)
SnowOptix"They call mercenaries like us Dogs of War. It's true; we're all for sale at some price or another. But you're different. Untamed, solitary. You're no dog, you're a wolf" - Solid Snake (MGS1)
SnowOptix"If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'! If it tastes like trout, get the f*** out!" - Internet
hayop"what the eyes don't see the nose know"
DOCDude!!! Wheres my Salami??
Martyr_MakerWe need more jellybeans!
DB_pepsiWho needs air field soft when you have paintsoft?!
scourge118There's no crying in airsoft!
BeastIf you think you're good at Airsoft you're probably a cheater or a camper.
Blue Vixen"Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him."
Blue Vixen"Space Heater FTW!!" - scourge118
Crazy8Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both. BEN FRANKLIN
Crazy8May you live all the days of your life. John Swift
Crazy8When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. John Swift
DB_pepsiWe're in the middle of a war and you're showing off your tan line??!
trig11spray first pray second
Gunslinger118All your base are belong to us!!!
Gunslinger118Famous last words--" I've got you covered Scourge!"
Swords"If world war 3 is fought with nuclear weapons, then world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." --Albert Einstein
scourge118COMRADE!!!! Dipsatch the duty car!!!!---Punk Newbie
scourge118Best thing you can hope for is to die with your boots on...
scourge118"When you can't run, you crawl. When you can't do that, you find a friend to carry you"
Gunslinger118What we have here...........is a failure to communicate......


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